yaayy!! im sooo excited to be here again and to write here again! its been a loooooooooooooong time.....very long!1

just wanted to write somethin :) 1

هيچ وقت دل به كسي نبند...چون اين دنيا اينقدر كوچيكه كه توش 2 تا دل كنار هم جا نمي شن...!!ولي اگه دل بستي,هيچ وقت ازش جدا نشو ...!چون اين دنيا اينقدر بزرگه كه ديگه پيداش نمي كني...!!!!

ويليام شکسپير ميگه: کسي را که دوسش داري ازش بگذر، اگه قسمت تو باشه بر مي گرده ، اگر هم بر نگشت حتماً از اول مال تو نبوده پس بهتر که رفت

خدايا ! مگذار دعا کنم که مرا از دشواري ها و خطرهاي زندگي مصون داري ، بلکه دعا کنم تا در روياروئي با آنها بي باک و شجاع باشم . مگذار از تو بخواهم درد مرا تسکين دهي ! بلکه توان چيرگي بر آن را به من ببخشي

خداوندا ! دستانم خالي اند و دلم غرق در آمال. يا به قدرت بيکرانت دستانم را توانا گردان يا دلم را از آرزوهاي دست نيافتني خالي کن

خداوند به ما دو دست داده است، يکي براي گرفتن و ديگري براي دادن
،ما مخزن هايي نيستيم که براي ذخيره چيزها ساخته باشند
.ما کانال هايي هستيم براي تقسيم چيزها

بهترين دوست اون دوستي كه بتوني باهاش روي يك سكو ساكت
بنشيني و چيزي نگي و وقتي ازش دور ميشي حس كني بهترين
گفتگوي عمرت رو داشتي.

ما واقعاً تا چيزي را از دست نديم، قدرش را نمي‌دونيم،
ولي در عين حال تا وقتي كه چيزي رو دوباره بدست
نياريم، نمي‌دونيم چيزي را از دست داديم.

اينكه تمام عشقت رو به كسي بدي، تضميني بر اين نيست كه
اون هم همين كارو بكنه پس انتظار عشق متقابل نداشته
باش، فقط منتظر باش تا اينكه عشق آروم تو قلبش رشد كنه
و اگه اينطور نشد، خوشحال باش كه توي دل تو رشد كرده.

در يك دقيقه ميشه يك نفر رو خرد كرد، در يك ساعت ميشه
كسي را دوست داشت و در يك روز ميشه عاشق شد ولي يك عمر
طول ميكشه تا كسي رو فراموش كرد.

دنبال نگاه‌ها نرو، چون ميتونن گولت بزنن، دنبال
دارايي نرو چون كم‌كم افول مي‌كنه دنبال كسي برو كه
باعث بشه لبخند بزني چون فقط با يك لبخند ميشه يه روز
تيره را روشن كرد. كسي را پيدا كن كه تو را شاد كنه.

دقايقي توي زندگي هستن كه دلت براي كسي اونقدر تنگ
ميشه كه ميخواي اونو را از رويات بيرون بكشي و توي
دنياي واقعي بغلش كني.

رويايي رو ببين كه ميخواي. جايي برو كه دوست داري.
چيزي باش كه ميخواي باشي. چون فقط يك جون داري و يك
شانس براي اينكه هر چي دوست داري انجام بدي.

آرزو مي‌كنم به اندازه كافي شادي داشته باشي تا خوش
باشي، به اندازه كافي بكوشي تا قوي باشي، به اندازه
كافي اندوه داشته باشي تا يك انسان باقي بموني و به
اندازه كافي اميد تا خوشحال بموني.

هميشه خودتو جاي ديگران بگذار، اگر حس ميكني چيزي
ناراحتت ميكنه، احتمالاً ديگران را آزار ميده.

شادترين افراد لزوماً بهترين چيزها رو ندارن، اونا فقط
از اونچه تو راهشون هست بهترين استفاده رو ميبرن.

شادي براي اونايي كه گريه مي‌كنن و يا صدمه مي‌بينن
زنده است. براي اونايي كه دنبالش ميگردن و اونايي كه
امتحانش كردن. چون فقط اينها هستن كه اهميت ديگران رو
تو زندگيشون ميفهمن.

عشق با يك لبخند شروع ميشه، با يك بوسه رشد ميكنه و با
يك اشك تموم ميشه. روشنترين آينده هميشه روي گذشته
فراموش شده، شكل ميگيره. نميشه تا وقتي كه دردها و
رنجها را دور نريختي، توي زندگي به درستي پيش بري.

وقتي به دنيا اومدي، تو تنها كسي بودي كه گريه مي‌كردي
و بقيه مي‌خنديدن. سعي كن يه جوري زندگي كني كه وقتي
رفتي، تنها تو بخندي و بقيه گريه كنن.

لطفاً اين متن رو به اونايي كه براتون ارزش دارن
بفرستين. براي اونايي كه زندگي شما رو لمس كردن.
اونايي كه وقتي احتياج داشتين، باعث شدن بخندين.
اونايي كه باعث شدن وقتي ناراحت بودين، سمت روشن
واقعيتها رو ببينين. اونايي كه شما ميخوايد بدونن كه
شما قدر دوستي با اونا رو ميدونين. اگه اين كار را
نكنين، خوب براتون اتفاقي بدي نمي‌افته ولي تنها شانس
روشن كردن روز يك دوست با يك نامه رو از خودتون
گرفتين.

I want my HORSE back!1

 ۱ )تا ۳۰ امتياز): دوست من، شما قرار بوده يك نابغه شيطان باشيد، يا يك شيطان مجسم. فكر مى كنيد موقعيت فعلى شما با آنچه تقدير برايتان درنظر داشته چقدر فاصله دارد؟

 ۳۱ )تا  ۸۵ امتياز ): همانطور كه گفتيم، شما قرار بوده با پرنس چارلز و ملكه اليزابت فاميل باشيد، اما دست سرنوشت شما را به موقعيت فعلى تان كشانده است. اما به نظر مى رسد شما هنوز هم اخلاق بالقوه تان را حفظ كرده ايد. به هرحال شما عضو خانواده سلطنتى انگلستان نيستيد. بهتر است دست از اين بازيها برداريد و مطابق موقعيت فعلى تان رفتار كنيد...!

  ۸۶ ) تا  ۱۰۰ امتياز ) : به نظر مى رسد زمان هاى بسيار دور، مانند چند قرن پيش، هنوز هم جذابيت خود را براى شما از دست نداده است. شايد به همين دليل است كه نسبت به همسن و سالان خودتان بسيار مؤدب تر و باوقارتر هستيد. به هرحال شما قرار بوده در همان چند قرن پيش زندگى كنيد! حداقل اين چيزى است كه همسن و سالان شما مى انديشند...!

 ۱۰۱ )تا ۱۱۵ امتياز ) : اگرچه ممكن است شما به ظاهر يك جوان آرام و مطيع به نظر برسيد، اما بشدت علاقه داريد توجه ديگران را جلب كنيد. اينطور به نظر مى رسد كه شما قرار بوده يك هنرپيشه بسيار جذاب باشيد، اما به هرحال اكنون كه هنرپيشگى ميسر نشده، شما هنوز هم سعى مى كنيد به شكلى كه شخصاً مى پنداريد، جذابيت را براى خودتان فراهم كنيد...!

I am so happy and excited!!!!1

cuz one of my VERY GOOD friends is coming to Canada.....1

Although i am not in Canada, i think i can go for a visit ;)1

GoodLuck :D

khob, mese inke kheili vaghte dige inja chizi naneveshtam!1

nemidoonam chera! :( vali khob hala mikham yekhorde jobran konam....1

avalesh inke be lakhare az oon khoone ghablim move kardam be ye khooneye nazdiktar be uni.....daram shadiiiiid donbale kar migardam.....felan ham ke tabestooni hamash miram Gym va ketab mikhoonam....vali tasmim daram ye khorde bargardam sare programming va khodamo taghviyat konam vase terme badi!1

kholase plz cross yr fingrz, ke man ye shoghli peida konam!1

khob, man hoselam az daste khodam sar rafte! pas felan byebye!!1

Ways to Piss Off Your Roommate:

Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say you know nothing about them.

Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors by your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

Every time you see your roommate yell, "You son of a..." and kick him/her in the stomach. Then buy him/her some ice cream.

Eat lots of "Lucky Charms." Pick out all the yellow moons and stockpile them in the closet. If your roommate inquires, explain that visitors are coming, but you can't say anything more, or you'll have to face the consequences.

Every Thursday, pack up everything you own and tell your roommate you're going home. Come back in an hour and explain that no one was home. Unpack everything and go to sleep.

Every time you wake up, start yelling, "Oh, my God! Where the hell am I?!" and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go back to bed. If your roommate asks, say you don't know what he/she is talking about.

Draw a tiny, black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "It's spreading, it's spreading."

Buy a McDonald's "Happy Meal" for lunch every day. Eat the straw and the napkin. Throw everything else away.

Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks, start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, "I can't live in the same room with you," storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever again.

Buy a Jack-In-The-Box. Every day, turn the handle until the clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.

Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.

Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon...."

Lock the door while your roommate is out. When he/she comes back and tries to unlock it, yell, "Don't come in, I'm naked!" Keep this up for several hours. When you finally let your roommate in, immediately take off all of your clothes, and ignore your roommate.

Bring in potential "new" roommates from around campus. Give them tours of the room and the building. Have them ask about your roommate in front of him/her, and reply, "Oh, him/her? He/she won't be here much longer."

If your roommate comes home after midnight, hit him/her on the head with a rolling pin. Immediately go to bed, muttering, "Ungrateful little..."

Pile dirty dishes in your roommate's bed. Insist that you don't know how they got there.

Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

Feign a serious illness for two weeks. Have a priest come to your room and visit you. Write out a will, leaving everything to your roommate. One day, miraculously "recover." Insist that your roommate write out a will, leaving everything to you. Every time he/she coughs, excitedly say, "Oooh, are you dying?"

Live in the hallway for a month. Afterwards, bring all of your stuff back into the room and tell your roommate, "Okay, your turn."

Keep a tarantula in a jar for three days. Then get rid of the tarantula. If your roommate asks, say, "Oh, he's around here somewhere."

Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

Bowl inside the room. Set up tournaments with other people in the building. Award someone a trophy. If your roommate wants to bowl too, explain that he/she needs bowling shoes.

Walk backwards all the time. Then pretend to trip and hurt yourself. Fake an injury and go through a long, painful recovery. Start walking backwards again.

While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

Explain to your roommate that you're going to be housing a prospective student in the near future. One day, bring in a pig. If your roommate protests, hug the pig and tell your roommate that he/she hurt its feelings. Watch T.V with the pig, eating lots of bacon.

Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the hell is my sandwich!?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

Punch a hole in the T.V. Sit and watch it anyway, complaining about the poor picture quality.

Wear a cape. Stand in front of an open window for about an hour every day. Then, one day, when your roommate is gone, go outside and lie down underneath the window, pretending to be hurt, and wait for your roommate to return. The next day, start standing in front of the window again.

Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."

Fill an empty shaving cream can with whipped cream. Use it to shave, and then spray some into your mouth. Later on, complain that you feel sick. Continue this process for several weeks.

Cover your bed with a tent. Live inside it for a week. If your roommate asks, explain that "It's a jungle out there." Get your roommate to bring you food and water.

Keep a vacuum cleaner in the middle of the room. Look at it with fear for a few days. Then stay out of the room entirely, opening the door only a crack and whispering to your roommate, "Psst! Is it gone?"

Break the window with a rock. If your roommate protests, explain that you were hot. Open and close the broken window as you normally would.

Throw darts at a bare wall. All of a sudden, act excited, telling your roommate that you hit the bull's eye.

Send flowers to your roommate, with a card that says, "I'm sorry. It won't happen again." When you see them, start ripping up the flowers. Repeat the process for a few weeks.

Call your roommate "Clyde" by accident. Start doing so every so often. Increase the frequency over the next few weeks, until you are calling him "Clyde" all the time. If your roommate protests, say, "I'm sorry. I won't do that anymore, Murray."

Hire a night watchman to guard the room while you are sleeping.

Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.

Practice needlepoint every night. At one point, grab your thumb and scream, "Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" Cry hysterically for a few minutes, and then go to bed. Sob and sniff all night.

When your roommate comes in, pretend that you are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After you hang up, say, "That was your mom. She said she'd call back."

Every time your roommate comes in, immediately turn off the lights and go to bed. When he/she leaves, get up and loudly yell, "Okay, guys, you can come out now."

Start wearing a crown, all the time. If your roommate tells you to take it off, say, "What the hell do you think you are? A king?"

Sit in front of a chess board for hours, saying nothing, doing nothing. Then, look up and say, "I think this game goes a lot faster with two players."

Talk back to your "Rice Krispies." All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

Change the locks on the door. Don't let your roommate in unless he/she says the secret word. Change the secret word often. If your roommate can't guess the secret word, make him/her pay a tithe.

Scatter stuffed animals around the room. Put party hats on them. Play loud music. When your roommate walks in, turn off the music, take off the party hats, put away the stuffed animals, and say, "Well, it was fun while it lasted."

Hang a tire swing from the ceiling. Act like a monkey. If someone besides your roommate comes in, cease acting like a monkey and claim that the tire swing was your roommate's idea. When you and your roommate are alone again, continue acting like a monkey.

Unplug everything in the room except for one toaster. Pray to the toaster. Bring it gifts. Throw some of your roommate's possessions out the window. Say that the toaster made you do it.

Challenge your roommate to a duel. If he refuses, claim that you have won by forfeit and therefore conquered his side of the room. Insist that he remove all of his possessions immediately.

Sign your roommate up for various activities. (Campus tour guide, blood donor, organ donor).

Start dressing like an Indian. If your roommate inquires, claim that you are getting in touch with your Native-American roots. If your roommate accuses you of not having any Native-American roots, claim that he/she has offended your people and put a curse on your roommate.

Wear your shoes on the wrong feet, all the time. Constantly complain that your feet hurt.

Hit your roommate on the head with a brick. Claim that you were trying to kill a mosquito.

Steal something valuable of your roommate's. If he/she asks about it, tell him/her that you traded it for some magic beans. Give some beans to your roommate.

Instead of turning off the light switch, smash the light bulb with a hammer. Put a new bulb in the next day. Complain often about the cost of light bulbs.

Buy a lamp. Tell your roommate it's a magic lamp, with a genie inside it. Spend a week thinking about what to wish for. At the end of the week, report that someone has released the genie from the lamp. Blame your roommate.

Whenever your roommate brushes his/her teeth, watch him/her do so. Take notes. Write a paper on it, and circulate it around campus. If your roommate protests, say, "The people have a right to know!"

Collect potato chips that you think look like famous people. Find one that looks like your roommate. Burn it, and explain, "It had to be done."

Read the phone book out loud and excitedly. ("Frank Johnson! Oh, wow! 837-9494! Holy cow!")

Shadow box several times a day. One day, walk in looking depressed. If your roommate asks what's wrong, explain that your shadow can't box with you anymore due to an injury. Ask your roommate if you can box with his/her shadow.

When you walk into the room, look at your roommate in disgust and yell, "Oh, you're here!" Walk away yelling and cursing.

Put up flyers around the building, reporting that your roommate is missing. Offer a reward for his/her safe return.

Buy a watermelon. Draw a face on it and give it a name. Ask your roommate if the watermelon can sleep in his/her bed. If your roommate says no, drop the watermelon out the window. Make it look like a suicide. Say nasty things about your roommate at the funeral.

Draw a chalk outline on the floor. When your roommate comes in, say, "Don't worry. It's not what you think." If he/she asks about it again, immediately change the subject.

Drink a cup of coffee every morning. When you finish it, gnaw on the mug for about ten minutes. Then, look at your roommate, immediately put the mug away, and quickly leave the room.

Paint a tunnel on the wall like they do in cartoons. Every day, hit your head as you attempt to crawl through it. Hold your head and grumble, "Damn road runner...."

Leave memos on your roommate's bed that say things like, "I know what you did," and "Don't think you can fool me." Sign them in blood.

Hold a raffle, offering your roommate as first prize. If he/she protests, tell him/her that it's all for charity.

Set up about twenty plants in an organized formation. When your roommate walks in, pretend to be in the middle of delivering a speech to the plants. Whisper to them, "We'll continue this later," while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.

Buy a telescope. Sit on your bed and look across the room at your roommate through the telescope. When you're not using the telescope, act like your roommate is too far away for you to see.

Keep some worms in a shoebox. When doing homework, go and consult with the worms every so often. Then become angry, shouting at the worms that they're stupid and they don't know what they're talking about.

Watch "Psycho" every day for a month. Then act excited every time your roommate goes to take a shower.

Wear a paper hat. Every time your roommate walks in, say, "Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your... Oh, it's just you." Take off the hat, sit, and pout.

Go through your roommate's textbooks with a red pen, changing things and making random corrections. If your roommate protests, tell him/her that you just couldn't take it anymore.

Leave the room at random, knock on the door, and wait for your roommate to let you back in. If he/she asks about it, go on a tangent about the importance of good manners.

Hang a horseshoe above the door. Make up stories about having had good luck. Then, take the horseshoe down and wrap your head in bandages. When you see your roommate, look above the door where the horseshoe used to be, hold your head, and mutter, "Stupid horseshoe...."

Carve a jack-o-lantern. Complain to your roommate that the jack-o-lantern has been staring at you. The next day, tell your roommate that the jack-o-lantern thinks he/she has been staring at it. Confide in your roommate that you really don't like the jack-o-lantern, but you can't convince it to move out.

As soon as your roommate turns the light off at night, begin singing famous operas as loud as you can. When your roommate turns on the light, look around and pretend to be confused.

Hang a basketball net on the wall. Challenge your refrigerator to basketball games, and play them in front of your roommate. Do so for about a month. Confide in your roommate that you think the refrigerator has been taking steroids.

Drink lots of lemonade. Talk obnoxiously for hours about how much you love lemonade. Then, one day, paint your face yellow. From then on, complain about how much you hate lemonade.

Late at night, start conversations that begin with, "Remember the good old days, when we used to..." and make up stories involving you and your roommate.

Whenever your roommate sneezes, go and hide in the closet for about and hour. Look around nervously for the rest of the day.

Sit and stare at your roommate for hours. Bring others in to join you. Eat peanuts, throwing a few at your roommate. Then say, "Boy, these zoos just aren't what they used to be."

Tell your roommate that your toe hurts, and that means there's going to be an earthquake, soon. While your roommate is out, trash everything on his/her side of the room. When he/she returns, explain that the earthquake hit, but only on one side of the room.

Buy a gun. Clean it every day. One day, put a band-aid on your forehead, and refuse to discuss the gun ever again.

Buy a lobster. Pretend to play cards with it. Complain to your roommate that the lobster is making up his own rules.

Make pancakes every morning, but don't eat them. Draw faces on them, and toss them in the closet. Watch them for several hours each day. Complain to your roommate that your "pancake farm" isn't evolving into a self-sufficient community. Confide in your roommate that you think the king of the pancakes has been taking bribes.

While you are ironing, pretend to burn yourself. Start a garbage can fire in the middle of the room. Toss the iron inside. If your roommate objects, explain that you are just trying to get even.

Buy some turtles. Paint numbers on their backs. Race them down the hall.

Create an army of animal crackers. Put them through basic training. Set up little checkpoints around the room. Tell your roommate that the camel spotted him/her in a restricted area and said not to do it again. Ask your roommate to apologize to the camel.

Put out a plate of cookies at night. Tell your roommate that they're for the Sandman. Take a bite out of one of the cookies while your roommate is asleep. The next morning, accuse your roommate of having bitten one of the cookies. If he/she tries to tell you the Sandman did it, insist that you know what the Sandman's teeth marks look like and that those are, in fact, not the Sandman's teeth marks. Grumble angrily and storm out of the room.

Ways to Piss Off Others in Public Shower Stalls:

Enter the stall. Shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming, "I didn't know I had one of THOSE!"

Enter the stall, fully clothed. Do not undress and make sure you clothes get all wet & soapy. Complain when leaving the bathroom that your shirt tends to bleed all over. 

Bring a bottle of fake blood or ketchup into the shower with you. Exclaim "Ow, you know, it really hurts when you pop one of those." Then let the blood/ketchup seep down the drain for all to see.

Look over the edge to the person showering next to you, giggle, and then return to your side, whistling the tune "It's a Small World After All."

Bring in a rubber chicken. Get it all soapy, then toss in into the next stall. Demand that the person in that stall returns it to you, or you will cast a voodoo curse on them. The next day, hang the chicken from the bathroom lighting fixtures by a noose and stick numerous pins and forks in it.

Have a seizure. Bang against the walls of the stall really hard. Try to knock them down. If anyone later asks if you are okay, just say that you had some Mexican Jumping Fava Beans and they were reacting negatively with your stomach.

Bring a chunk of sodium metal. Leave it in the stall for the next person showering.

Stand in the bathroom, waiting for would-be shower-goers. When they come in, tell them "Not to do it" and ask them "Not to give in to sin". Wail mournfully when they step into the shower.

Initiate a war with the person in the stall next to you. Use the residue water on the floor as your battle medium, and float litte battleships over to their side. If they kick them back or throw them over the edge, exclaim that you didn't know they had the power of God and sheepishly mumble prayers for the duration of your shower.

Bring in a fake finger. Float it down the drainage "ditch". Ask if someone would be so kind as to return it to you. If no one does, tell them that the finger has been sacrificed to Satan and that the shower stalls are now possessed. Hang Halloween decorations and crepe-paper ghosts from them the next day.

Bring a Yoo-Hoo to the shower with you. Complain about a stomachache, then moan "Ohhhh, um, uh-oh", and pour the Yoo-Hoo down the drain "ditch" for all to see.

Bring a balloon into the shower. Make the balloon squeak for the duration of your bathing experience. Then pop it, and fall to the ground.

Bring dead fish into the shower with you. Let them float down the drainage "ditch", complaining about the quality of water these days.

Hang up the names of different farm animals in the stalls. Have everyone entering the stalls join you in a rendition of "Old McDonald Had A Farm", making the sound of their animal in the stall.

Turn the stall into a shrine for a pagan god. Call him Weeshy. Insist that anyone who uses that stall must tithe to receive his benefence and glory. If they don't tithe, avoid them for the rest of your life.

Take your shower like normal, and then begin screaming that the Communists are taking over. Bang battle sounds, including bombs, bazookas, and tanks. Towards the end, wearily declared victory. Leave wounded.

Blow bubbles. Exclaim that you are dissolving.

Bring in a bucket, fill it with water, and float a bar of soap in it. Charge a fee for people to see the Wicked Witch of the West bathing nude. Threaten anyone who laughs at you with flying monkeys.

Start singing Pavarotti really loud. In the middle, stop, stutter for a second, and then exclaim "Ohmigosh...do you know what these words REALLY mean?"

Walk in a man. Come out a woman. Complain that there are men in the bathroom.

Buy a bunch of those tiny animal-pills that expand into full, spongy shape when they get wet. Bring them into the shower and spill them into the ditch. Ask somebody for your pills back, and when they hand little animals, scream, slap them, and run away.

Try to get everyone in the other stalls to sing in four-part harmony with you. If this actually works, change your voice part every three measures.

Bring SCUBA gear into the shower with you. Talk to Cousteau. Upon leaving, tell everyone that the Titanic was actually torpedoed by the Germans. Be cocky.

Hum for a couple of moments, stop, make a "Mmm!" sound, and then announce to everyone that the mildew on the shower walls kind of tastes like head cheese.

Bring in Sesame Street bath books. Read them aloud. Giggle everytime Bert walks in on Ernie bathing.

Stare at people's feet as they bathe. If they do not wash their feet, tell them so. If this happens a second time, steal their shoes and tell them that they left on strike. If they do wash their feet and fall down while doing it, laugh hysterically.

Charge a toll for people wanting to use the shower. If they complain, light them on fire. Then they'll pay.

Put an electric eel in the water heater. Laugh everytime someone gets a shock. Call them glowworms.

Ways for Professors to Piss off Their Students

(in case the students actually pull anything from the above list)

After confirming everyone's names on the roll, thank the class for attending "Advanced Astrodynamics 690" and mention that yesterday was the last day to drop.

After turning on the overhead projector, clutch your chest and scream "MY PACEMAKER!"

Gradually speak softer and softer and then suddenly point to a student and scream "YOU! WHAT DID I JUST SAY?"

Deliver your lecture through a hand puppet. If a student asks you a question directly, say in a high-pitched voice, "The Professor can't hear you, you'll have to ask *me*, Winky Willy".

If someone asks a question, walk silently over to their seat, hand them your piece of chalk, and ask, "Would YOU like to give the lecture, Mr. Smartypants?"

Pick out random students, ask them questions, and time their responses with a stop watch. Record their times in your grade book while muttering "tsk, tsk".

Stop in mid-lecture, frown for a moment, and then ask the class whether your butt looks fat.

Play "Kumbaya" on the banjo.

Show a video on medieval torture implements to your calculus class. Giggle throughout it.

Announce "you'll need this", and write the suicide prevention hotline number on the board.

Start the lecture by dancing and lip-syncing to James Brown's "Sex Machine."

Ask occassional questions, but mutter "as if you gibbering simps would know" and move on before anyone can answer.

Ask the class to read Jenkins through Johnson of the local phone book by the next lecture. Vaguely imply that there will be a quiz.

Have one of your graduate students sprinkle flower petals ahead of you as you pace back and forth.

Address students as "worm".

Announce to students that their entire grades will be based on a single-question oral final exam. Imply that this could happen at any moment.

Turn off the lights, play a tape of crickets chirping, and begin singing spirituals.

Ask for a volunteer for a demonstration. Ask them to fill out a waiver as you put on a lead apron and light a blowtorch.

Point the overhead projector at the class. Demand each student's name, rank, and serial number.

Begin class by smashing the neck off a bottle of vodka, and announce that the lecture's over when the bottle's done.

Have a band waiting in the corner of the room. When anyone asks a question, have the band start playing and sing an Elvis song.

Every so often, freeze in mid sentence and stare off into space for several minutes. After a long, awkward silence, resume your sentence and proceed normally.

Wear a "virtual reality" helmet and strange gloves. When someone asks a question, turn in their direction and make throttling motions with your hands.

Mention in passing that you're wearing rubber underwear.

Devote your math lecture to free verse about your favorite numbers and ask students to "sit back and groove".

Announce that last year's students have almost finished their class projects.

Bring a small dog to class. Tell the class he's named "Boogers McGee" and is your "mascot". Whenever someone asks a question, walk over to the dog and ask it, "What'll be, McGee?"

Wear a feather boa and ask students to call you "Snuggles".

Tell your math students that they must do all their work in a base 11 number system. Use a complicated symbol you've named after yourself in place of the number 10 and threaten to fail students who don't use it.

Have a grad student in a black beret pluck at a bass while you lecture.

Sprint from the room in a panic if you hear sirens outside.

Give an opening monologue. Take two minute "commercial breaks" every ten minutes.

Announce that you need to deliver two lectures that day, and deliver them in rapid-fire auctioneer style.

Pass out dental floss to students and devote the lecture to oral hygiene.

Announce that the entire 32-volume Encyclopedia Britannica will be required reading for your class. Assign a report on Volume 1, Aardvark through Armenia, for next class.

Ask students to list their favorite showtunes on a signup sheet. Criticize their choices and make notes in your grade book.

Sneeze on students in the front row and wipe your nose on your tie.

Refer frequently to students who died while taking your class.

How to Piss Off Your Proffessor

Brush your teeth during class. While doing so, raise your hand as if you have a question, and mumble your question incoherantly while brushing, spewing toothpaste all over the place. If your professor objects to your actions, go on a tirade about proper oral hygiene.

Sit way at the back of the room, up against the wall, to get as far away from your professor as possible. While he/she is lecturing, shout out things like, "What!?" and "Speak up! You're mumbling!" If your professor advises you to sit closer to the front, tell him/her you can't because you're scouting the room for "assassins."

If you have an early morning class, get there before anyone else, and bring a pillow, some blankets, an air mattress, and an alarm clock. Wear your pajamas. Lie down on the air mattress with the pillow and the blankets and act like you're asleep. Have the alarm set for about two minutes into class. When it goes off, preferably very loudly, hit the "snooze" button and go back to sleep. Keep doing so for the duration of the class.

Dispute everything your professor says, no matter how simple. Try to get him/her to "prove" everything to you. Rant and rave about what a big liar your professor is. Yell at students who are taking notes, saying, "Stop writing down all these lies!"

Show up to class about ten minutes late. Ride into the room on a bicycle, yell, "Look out!", and crash into the blackboard. Get up, take a seat, and act like nothing happened. Do this every day.

Keep "accidentally" setting fires at your desk. Burn notebooks, papers, or whatever you have handy. Whenever you start a fire, no matter how small it is, start yelling, "Fire! Fire!" and run out of the room in a panic. Don't return for the rest of class.

Hide somewhere inside the classroom. Wait for your professor to take attendance. Don't come out when he/she calls your name. Halfway through class, jump out and yell, "Just kidding! I'm here! Fooled you again!" Sit down and be quiet for the rest of class.

Wrap yourself in bandages and come to class in a wheelchair. Throughout class, cry a lot and moan things like, "Why me?" and "Please kill me!" Get up during class, like your going to miraculously start walking. Instead, fall down, cry out in pain, and wait for someone to help you back up. When class is over, say, "I feel better now," leap up, and run home.

Come to class with a jar full of angry hornets. Five minutesinto class, release the hornets, scream, and run away.

Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using it. If your professor objects, explain that you "can't stand sitting in this pigsty any longer." Keep vacuuming, grumbling angrily.

Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to move on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When you leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe you embarrassed me AGAIN...."

Every time your professor stutters, do a shot. If he/she objects, explain that drinking games make the class more interesting.

When your professor gives you a syllabus, take it home, correct it, give it a grade, and return it to the professor. Demand extra credit.

Come to class every day wearing scary Halloween masks. Try to get your professor to guess who you are. Shoot him/her with a water pistol, scream, and run around the room knocking things over. Say, "Pretty scary, huh?"

Get the whole class to show up a few minutes early, and throw a surprise party for your professor. Insist that you can't start class until he/she has a piece of cake. Keep asking people when the strippers are going to arrive.

Instead of taking notes, do an abstract painting during every class. Call the paintings things like, "Professor Acting Like Mr. Know-It-All" or "Idiot Who Doesn't Know What The Hell He's Talking About." Give the paintings to your professor as gifts.

Wait for your professor to mention a date, and then yell out, "Bingo!" Apologize, and explain that you got confused.

Carve a bust of your professor out of cheese. Tie a ribbon around it, and present it to him/her at the beginning of class. Demand extra credit.

Write your professor a note that says, "I'm going to be about 15 late. Go ahead and start without me." Wait outside the building until the time when class is supposed to begin. Tie the note to a rock, and throw it through the window.

Write down everything that your professor says, word for word. Think up a melody, and turn the words into a song. Bring a guitar to class and perform the song for the class. Explain to your professor that he/she is "very inspiring."

Get a monkey, and bring it to class with you. Tell your professor that you've hired the monkey to take notes for you. Sit back and relax during class, letting the monkey scribble on a piece of paper. When it comes time to write a paper or take a test, write down things like, "I wish I had a banana" and "I miss my tire swing." Assuming you get a bad grade, angrily fire the monkey in front of your professor.

When you have to write a paper, get it done early and mail it to your professor's house. From then on, don't hand anything in, and blame it on the sluggishness of the U.S. Postal Service.

Tell your professor that you'd like to interview him/her for a writing class. Get him/her to tell you his/her life story. Act interested, and write down everything he/she says. Fabricate a few romantic interludes and turn your efforts into a trashy romance novel. Make copies for the entire class, and your professor. Demand extra credit.

Draw hearts and flowers on the backs of your papers and tests. Next to them, write things like, "You're the best, even though you suck" and "You're the worst professor in the world, but I still love you."

Start asking questions in a fake foreign language. Act like your professor is stupid for not being able to understand you. Get other people in the class to start speaking the fake language too, and have frequent discussions during class. Act like you're really interested in what you're discussing. If your professor tries to interrupt or stop you, act annoyed and motion for him/her to quiet down.

• How to Piss People Off
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• Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

• In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

• Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

• If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

• Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

• Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions in order "to keep them tuned up."

• Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think!"

• Practice making fax and modem noises in public.

• Make beeping noises when a person backs up.

• Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."

• Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. 

• Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

• Adjust the background color on your email so that all your email correspondence is in green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

• Staple papers in the middle of the page.

• Honk and wave to strangers you see while driving.

• Decline to be seated at a restaurant and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

• TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.

• type only in lowercase.

• dont use any punctuation either

• Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

• As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

• Ask people what gender they are.

• While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

• Sing along at the opera.

Have fun ;)

1. No one can ruin your day without YOUR permission.
2. Most people will be about as happy, as they decide to be.
3. Others can stop you temporarily, but only yoau can do it
permanently.
4. Whatever you are willing to put up with, is exactly what you will
have.
5. Success stops when you do.
6. When your ship comes in.... make sure you are willing to unload it.
7. You will never "have it all together."
8. Life is a journey...not a destination. Enjoy the trip!
9. The biggest lie on the planet: "When I get what I want I will be
happy."
10. The best way to escape your problem is to solve it.
11. I've learned that ultimately , 'takers' lose and 'givers' win.
12. Life's precious moments don't have value, unless they are shared.
13. If you don't start, it's certain you won't arrive.
14. We often fear the thing we want the most.
15. He or she who laughs......lasts.
16. Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.
17. Look for opportunities...not guarantees.
18. Life is what's coming....not what was.
19. Success is getting up one more time.
20. Now is the most interesting time of all.
21. When things go wrong.....don't go with them

ye joke loos! :D

It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. Pastor Mike was looking at the nativity scene outside when he noticed the baby Jesus was missing from the figures.

Immediately, Pastor Mike turned towards the church to call the police. But as he was about to do so, he saw little Jimmy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant, Jesus.

Pastor Mike walked up to Jimmy and said, "Well, Jimmy, where did you get the little infant?"1

Jimmy replied, "I got him from the church."

"And why did you take him?"

With a sheepish smile, Jimmy said, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to little Lord Jesus. I told him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas, I would give him a ride around the block in it."1

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GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...)

Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - iconoclastic and
mouthy comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write
something so very eloquent ...and so very appropriate post 9-11.

A wonderful Message by George Carlin:
The paradox of our time in history is that we have
taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider
freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more,
but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have
bigger houses and smaller families, more
conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees
but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment,
more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too
recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, g! et
too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read
too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our
values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.
We've learned how to make a living, but not a life.
We've added years to life not life to years. We've
been all the way to the moon and back, but have
trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbour.

We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've
done larger things, but not better things.
We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.

We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We
write more, but learn less. We plan more, but
accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to
wait. We build more computers to hold more
information, to produce more copies than ever, but
we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow
digestion, big men and small character, steep
profits and shallow relationships. These are the
days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier
houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick
trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one
night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do
everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill.

It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and
nothing in the stockroom. 

Remember, spend some time with your loved ones,
because they are not going to be around forever.
Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to
you in awe, because that little person soon will
grow up and leave your side.

Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you,
because that is the only treasure you can give with
your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and
your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and
an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.
Remember to hold! hands and cherish the moment for

someday that person will not be there again.

Give time to love, give time to speak, and give time
to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we
take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

George Carlin

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vali kheili delam vase ravaniiii tang shode bood

khoob shod ke ghabalaz bargashtanam behesh zang zadam va didamesh....1

ghorboonesh beram!1

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The secret of getting ahead is getting started.

-  Sally Berger

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If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it
immediately WITHOUT reading it.  This is the most dangerous Email virus yet.

It will re-write your hard drive.  Not only that, but it will scramble any
disks that are even close to your computer.  It will recalibrates your
refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts and milk curdles.
It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, reprogram your
ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field
harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play.

It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It will mix
antifreeze into your fish tank.  It will drink all your beer and leave its
dirty socks on the coffee table when there's company coming over. It will
hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere with your car
radio so that you hear only static while stuck in traffic.

Badtimes will make you fall in love with a hardened pedophile.  It will give
you nightmares about circus midgets.  It will replace your shampoo with Nair
and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend
behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.

It will seduce your grandmother.  It does not matter if she is dead, such is
the power of Badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things
we hold most dear.

Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up
and leave the hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It
will remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows,
and refill your skim milk with whole.

It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold.

It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.

These are just a few signs.

Be afraid.  Be very, very afraid.1

Disclaimer

The joke on this page was obtained from the FSF's email archives of the GNU Project.
The Free Software Foundation claims no copyrights on this joke.

Here's the website for yr info: http://www.fsf.org/fun/jokes/virus-warning.html

      have fun!1*^__^*

its too hard! i dont think anybody can do anything!!! :( !1

http://www.cs.usfca.edu/~wolber/courses/112.f2004/Projects/Interp.htm

http://cs.usfca.edu/~wolber/courses/112.f2004/Projects/MovieProject.htm

http://cs.usfca.edu/~wolber/courses/112.f2004/Projects/inheritanceProj.htm

http://www.cs.usfca.edu/~wolber/courses/112.f2004/Projects/ParkingLot.htm

 Where Do Deleted Characters Go?

QUESTION: Where do the characters go when I use my backspace or delete them on my computer?

EEEEE!!!!!1

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fagaht ye esmo ye adade ke midoonam!1 masaln emrooz shanbas ya yekshanbe ya ....!1 va inke masaln emrooz 22vom ast ya avale mahe ya akhre maahe....mogheye keraye khoonas ya mogheye pardakhte gheste daneshgahe!1

oooh! ajab zendegiiye!!!!1 :P

miss u all and will c u soon ;)1

CA = california!1

belakhare badaz yesaal, avalin peychecamo gereftam!!!! :D nemidoonin cheghad keif mide badaz  yesaal adam hooghoogh begire!!!!1

kholase , khodamo be yek salade mofasal, (az kafeteria kharidam) davat kardam!1 ghorboone khodam beram elaaahiiiii!1

miss u all and c u all soooooooon :X:X:X:X

FINALLY

i got job!1

man nemidoonam too in CA chera inghadr kaar gir ovordan sakhte!!!!!!!!!!!?????????1

belakhare bade yesaal, ye kar fingili peida kardam!1

emrooz neshaste boodam too lib, poshte ye comp, ke yohoii horse jelom sabz shod!!!!!1 nemidoonam az koja peidash shod?1

manam paridam ye koochooloo baghalesh kardam, vali oon, mesle ye tike yakh! ya shayadam sang!1 tebghe mamool!!!1

vaghean che adamaii peida mishan!!!1

be darak!1

but...i love riding horses!!(horse-back-riding!)1

i just wish i could go surfing with my horse! 1

i HATE more- more than yesterday, more than last month, more than last year- more and more- i hate you now- because you dont want me anymore- and i couldnt accept that-

i found you somehwere...- and some stuff about you- now i can accept that you  dont want me- damn!1 is that me? i dont remember the last letter i wrote 2 u...but i think it was really THE LAST LETTER-...oh man! i am so deppressed now! at least is good that i hvae thins place to hear to my complains....!1

Three things in life that, once gone, never come back:

Time, Words & Opportunity

Three things in life that may never be lost:

Peace, Hope & Honesty

Three things in life that, are most valuable:

Love, Self-confidence & Friends

Three things in life that, are never certain:

Dreams, Success & Fortune

Three things that make a man:

Hard work, Sincerity & Commitment

Three things in life that can destroy a man:

Wine, Pride & Anger

The truth is that guys dont like smart, inteligent girls!1

No matter howmuch the girl is beautiful, hot, cool or whatvever

If she is smart, they wont like her!1

???why

Rasti tavalode ye chaghalooye italiayi ham nazdike!1

Happy Birthday toooo youuuuuu

chaghaaalooooooo!!!!1

pas key laaghr mishi?!1

belakahre emrooz ye mobile kharidam!!!!1

Nokia 3100

albate be paaye Ericsone azizam ke hichvaght nemirese....:P

vali kheili cute....va pishrafte!1

yaadame oon ericsone badbakht cheghad darmoghayese ba vaze fe`liye "mobile" cheghad nesbate be alan aghab oftade booda...hihihihhhhiii

i miss u all

and hope u r all doing well :x

emtehanaye final ham shoroo shod dige.....oonam hamzaman shod ba residane ye khabar shokke konande.....vali khob man aadat kardam.....1

alan masalan bayad darhaale khoondane JAVAprograming basham, vali oftadam be joone jozveye UNIX khoondan!!!!1

monday emtehan daram!1

va ye enshaaye gonde bayad benevisam, 5, 6 safhe!1

va ye porojeye computerye dige....taaze bayad dar hamin zamaan asbaabkeshi ham bokonam!1 va sabte naame vase terme tabestoon va ......va....va....!1

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GOD bless me!1

miss u all

ey baba!!1

ma ham bade omri oomadim update kardim, ...in  vaghean shooresho darovorde!!!1

hichio save nakarde!!!!1

taaze kheili ham "slow" ast!!!1

ghabalan kheili behtar bod!!!1

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anyway, manke bayad alan beram chon kelas darm va koli JAVA programinge lanati!1

need help!!1

pleeeeeeeez!1

salam!1

man oomadam bazam poz bedam! hihihhihiii

deletoon kabaab she, man ozve ACM shodam!!!!1 (rasti cheghad delam havase kabaab kard....!)1

Happy New Year

Saale noye hamegi mobarak

miss u all

salam!1

bebakhshid,man alan too spring brake hastam,vaght nadaramweblog update konam!1

(Albate az bikariye faraavoone!1....hata hoseleye update kardane in badbakhto hamnadaram!!!)1

oooof!! hava ham ke ingahde garm shode!!!!1 aslan badazohara nemishe too otaagh nafas keshid!!!1

rasti! khoonamoono ham avaz kardim!1

miss u all1

DODARE KARDAN be engilisi chi mishe?1

spring brake nazdike!!! va man azaa gereftam ke 10, 11 rooz tatilio chikar konam!!1 vala inja hame az khdoashoone ke tatili dashte bashan, man karam baraxe!!!!!!!!!!1

chemdoonam vala!1 aslan az vaghtike oomadam inja, zendegim be kol barax shode!!!!!!!!!!!1

vaghti migam bekol, yani BEKOL!!! 180 dareje taghir karde!1 vali moteasefane man hanooz natoonestam khodamo tatbigh bedam va ghabool konam!!1

ey baba!! ajab zendegii vase khodamemoon doros kardiam!!!!!1

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first of all, i HATE this day!1

why?1

because....I HATE IT!11

for one thing it's sooooooooooooooooo depressing!1

and will make you feel bad about evrything, including your life!1

then you decide to kill yourself!1

but.....well,... nevermind!1

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i hope nobody thinks like me about this DAY!1

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rasti kamardardam khoob shod, bejash dast dard gereftam!!!!!1 ma inim dige!1

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darzemn az ye doosti ke hey miad behem sar mizane, koli tashakor - ghablan esme weblogesh "sharakegharb" bood, hala avaz shode nemidoonam chi! vali bazam merci ke behem sar mizani!!1

rasti az shahrak che kihabar?:D

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miss u all :X

kamaram dobare shoroo karde be gereftan....nemidoonam chera???? shayad bekhatere in doshake ast....vali akhe takhtam khoobe..nemidoonam eshakal kojast?1

ta yekam kham misham, tegh! migire!!!1 vaaay khoda nakone baaz oon kamardarde lanati biad soragham1

miss u a all(dobare shoroo shod!)1

salam!1

inja khabga ast!...alan 10 roozi mishe oomadam...kelasa hma hafteye avaleshe...taze shoroo shodan...khoobe....badak nis.....vali roommatam nemiad :( yani bazam man tanham!!1 khob mese inke ghesmate man ine!!1 albate az ye jahati ham kheili khoobe adam vase khodesh ye otagh dashte bashe...vali man nemikhastam terme aval, tako tanha bioftam, ke hala oftadam!1

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miss u all

shaadooneh-